Current Commissioner and a veteran of all but the first Turkey Bowl, Steven is a hard-nosed, all-around player known for his quickness and agility on both sides of the ball. Not one to shy away from contact or conflict, its best to keep this scrapper under wraps and don't be grabbing his lucky charms!!!
Awards : 2002 MVP, 2003 MVP & 2005 MVP

Years ago, when Illya took the field for his first Turkey Bowl, many of us wondered who this ponytailed freak was and why were allowing him to play. Illya proceeded to run all over the field and the competition that day putting on a display of what makes him one of the best receivers and defensive backs in Turkey Bowl history. In 2007, Illya cut his hair and, just like Samson, we have noticed a significant decrease in his skills.
Awards : 2004 MVP

Decked out every year in his high school jersey, the Wonger exemplifies the heart and spirit of the Turkey Bowl. No matter the injury...and there are plenty...Steve plays through it without complaint. Once a defensive specialist, the Wonger has in recent years become an effective offensive threat. One thing is for sure ...there’s the right way to do things and then there is the Wong way.

Getting married and moving to New York City seemed like a great idea at the time, however the one thing Eli didn’t count on was making his travel to the Boston Turkey Bowl almost as long as it takes him to rumble the length of the field. All kidding aside, the fact this Turkey Bowl veteran has faithfully made the trek up here for the past five years is a testament to his commitment to the game. Either anchoring the offensive line from the TE position or blocking passes from the defensive line, Eli’s unique height and size makes him an invaluable part of any Turkey Bowl team.

With his trendy active wear and his hair gelled to perfection, Dan is by far the best groomed Turkey Bowler on game day...not that that is a difficult feat to accomplish. However, don’t let his suave, metro exterior fool you, Dan is a fierce competitor who brings the Full House on every play. Whether it is his sure handed receptions or his blanket coverage, Dan’s Turkey Bowl performances are usually flawless, which is more than can be said for his post game performances at the bar.
Awards : 2006 MVP

Not one to mince words, Paul lets his golden arm do all his talking. Usually appearing from nowhere right at kickoff, Paul quickly impacts the game from the QB position by picking apart opposing defenses with his strong, accurate passing. Far from being one dimensional, Paul is always a threat to pull it down and beat you with legs as well. At the conclusion of the game, Paul mysteriously vanishes as quickly as he appeared...not to resurface again until the next year’s Turkey Bowl
Awards : 2007 MVP, 2010 MVP, 2012 MVP,

Arriving with kids in tote, blankets, toys, and his wife...Al looks like he is heading out to a family picnic rather than a hard-nosed game of football. However, once Al steps onto the gridiron...after getting the kids settled, feed, etc...he sheds that cuddly daddy bear exterior to become one of the fiercest linemen in the game on both sides of the ball. There have been many a Turkey Bowler who have found themselves looking skyward after their encounter with Al wondering if everything was still intact. Not limited to just line play, Al has been known to get the call to in short yardage situations earning him the nickname "Fridge".

Playing almost every position on the field and doing all the little things that make a huge difference during a play, Andrew is probably the most under-rated player in the game today.

The unofficial ambassador for the Boston Turkey Bowl, Dana’s enthusiasm and love for the game is unsurpassed by any Turkey Bowler. In fact, usually the dust hasn’t even settled yet from playing and Dana is already talking about next year’s game...suggesting improvements and devising the "next best thing". After having to wait a full year to play, unleashing Dana on game day is like opening the gate for a bull at a rodeo…its fierce, its powerful, its lightning fast, and unfortunately 8 seconds later its spent.

Bud attributes his success as one of the Turkey Bowl’s best linemen to his rough and tough training as one of the States’ finest in "Blue". And who can argue...with his incredible physique, his traffic stop swagger, and his holier than god attitude, Bud is without question a fine example of our state taxes hard at work. Whether pass protecting, run blocking, or defending the line, Bud can routinely be heard demanding that his opponents Respect his Authoritah!!!

With his blazing speed and allusive moves, Carlos has the potential to be a great Turkey Bowl receiver. In fact the only thing that runs faster than Carlos is his mouth. Potential aside, there is catch...his hands of stone couldn’t catch the rock if you handed it off to him!!! At least Carlos is still young in his Turkey Bowl career, so he has plenty of time to hone his skills. In the meantime, what Carlos lacks in ability he definitely makes up for with his confidence and constant banter.
Awards : 2017 MVP

Coming to the Turkey Bowl late in his career, Mark has wasted little time putting his...well...mark on the game and quite frankly on anyone who crosses his path along the way. A talented receiver and defensive back, Mark has been known to play just outside the rules making him one of the most penalized and hated players in the game. Of course, you wouldn’t expect anything less from a guy whose idea of taking a breather is smoking a butt between plays.
Awards : 2008 MVP

Many Turkey Bowlers are surprised the first time they see Robert line up behind the center instead of as the center. Robert not only brings size to the QB position but mobility, arm strength, and leadership...leading many Turkey Bowlers to compare him to the great Donovan McNabb...Go Cuse!!! Robert’s Turkey Bowl record speaks for itself, having guided all of his teams to victory in his short but celebrated career.

Nothing says "I'm a tough, hardnosed SOB" like having a nickname like Hacksaw...especially if you are 120lbs soaking wet. A converted soccer player...is that even a real sport?...Matt shuts down opposing receivers from the cornerback position and really earns his pay by converting short yardage passes on third down. One day, we hope to use Matt’s previous skills as a kicker to convert the first ever field goal in Turkey Bowl History.

An average player his first couple of seasons, Nick was poised to be just one of the “Turkeys” until his breakout performance in the 2009 Turkey Bowl established him as one of the game’s best all-around talents. Whether on offense or defense, passing or receiving, rushing or coverage, there is no aspect of the game that Nick doesn’t excel at. When asked about his natural ability, Nick replied “...it took me sixteen years to get here. You play me, and I'll give ya the best I got.”
Awards : 2009 MVP

Over the past few Turkey Bowls, Paul has emerged as one of the game's most competent and successful QB’s. Paul’s play is defined by smart decisions, ball security, and most importantly a workman’s attitude that the job must get done. Unfortunately, being a quickly rising star on a stage as big as the Turkey Bowl does have its consequences. At the post-game press conference after his latest victory, Paul announced that he was legally changing his name to “McLovin”.

Turkey Bowlers are an interesting breed and Wes by far is the one of the most intriguing personalities to grace the Turkey Bowl stage. Dressed like he was the lead in “Fiddler on the Roof” and as quiet as a mouse, no one would ever expect Wes of being one of the more talented defensive players in the game today. Wes is so talented in fact that he has individually invented the position of shutdown defensive end. Turkey Bowlers are eager to see what Wes will bring to the offensive side of the ball in the years to come.

All Turkey Bowlers owe Broadway Joe a debt of gratitude as he is the Founder and first Commissioner of the Boston Turkey Bowl. In his day...and surely in his head, Joe was the greatest Turkey Bowl quarterback to ever grace the field of play. In his later years, as Joe’s 50 yard bombs became 25 yard ducks, he reluctantly hung up his spikes to let the younger generation of Turkey Bowlers carry on the games legacy
Awards : 1999 MVP & 2001 MVP

Claiming he was coached by Joe Pa during his time at Penn State, Pat proudly wore the Nittany Lions Jersey to every Boston Turkey Bowl. To his credit, Pat held up the Penn State tradition as he was a tough runner and equally tough blocker. In fact, the only thing to halt Pat’s march into Turkey Bowl history and which ultimately cut his promising career short, was a series of off the field altercations with Johnny Law...ok maybe it was just the curfew placed on him by his better half. Either way, there will always be the lagging question about what could have been if Pat had played longer.
Awards : 2000 MVP

Having more muscle in one finger than most Turkey Bowlers had in their whole body made Mark one of the fiercest players ever to man the linebacker position. His pursuit across the field and his ability to blow up plays was as unequaled as his lightning fast temper. There was never a question of if Mark would get into an argument only when. Shortly after the Boston Turkey Bowl enacted its banned substance testing, Mark retired from the game. There are rumors he is coming out with a tell-all book, "Juiced: Wild Times, Rampant 'Roids, Smash Hits, & How the Boston Turkey Bowl Got Big."

A great all-around player for many years, Gary holds the dubious honor as the oldest player ever to participate in the Boston Turkey Bowl. Actually, Gary might still be playing today if he hadn’t let his 13 year old son Jackson play, who proceeded to kick his father’s ass up and down the field. To avoid the continuous heckling he was sure to face the following year, Gary decided retirement was his best option.

A Son of the Hall of Fame player, Gary Cabo, Jackson holds the honor of being the youngest player ever to participate in the Boston Turkey Bowl. Although Jackson played only a few short years, he gave us a glimpse of what his father must have played like in his prime...which was way, way before any of our times. Jackson, like his Dad, was a gritty player who gave his all on every play. Needless to say, the banana doesn’t fall far from the tree. Jackson retired from the Boston Turkey Bowl to pursue a promising career running cross country.

Probably the most underappreciated player in Turkey Bowl history, Keith was a great all-around player willingly to play any position on the field. Surprisingly enough, his favorite position seemed to be playing center...especially when Broadway Joe Brueggeman was at the helm. After many hard fought years in the league, Keith decided enough was enough. Keith can now be found most evenings prowling his favorite Boston nightspot...the Ram Rod.

Spending more time recuperating on the sidelines than actually playing, Matt never really got to showcase his incredible football talents...if you call possessing the speed of a turtle and the strength of a 90 year old woman talent. Matt did, however, relish his role as the unofficial Boston Turkey Bowl water distribution engineer and was quite upset when many Turkey Bowlers suggested that he retire. "Well I like drinking...and I like football...and I'm gonna keep doin' 'em both because they make me feel good. And I like Joe and he likes me back. And he showed me his boobies and I like them too!"

A true utility player, David possessed the rare ability to perform at a high level while playing any and all positions on the field. This flexibility and consistency made him one of the top five picks in any Turkey Bowl draft. David was slowly working his way into becoming one of the games greats when mysteriously he vanished from the Turkey Bowl scene, never again to play another down. Coincidentally, that same year Providence Mayor Buddy Cianci was indicted for racketeering, conspiracy, and extortion. It has been rumored that David is living in a compound somewhere in the Southwest under an assumed name.

One of the great free spirit personalities of the game, most Turkey Bowlers were surprised at the passion, skill, and intensity Jim displayed on the field. Better known for his extremely laid back demeanor and disheveled appearance, Jim’s off the field antics often overshadowed his on the field accomplishments. When asked about his pregame preparations, Jim commented,”...all these guys are just Turkeys. They think a 10 minute warm up prepares them for the game? Hell, I’ve been warming up since dinner last night...now that’s true preparation...” Jim was also known to stagger in on game day at what he coined “Heffy Time” which was usually halfway through the first half. In later years as “Heffy Time” got later and later, Jim decided that showing up to help pack up the cones just wasn’t worth the effort.

One of the Turkey Bowls great role players, Ken’s contributions during a game were timely, game changing, and usually unexpected. Quiet for most of the game, Ken could always be counted on to come alive when needed to make a drive stopping tackle or a late game first down conversion. Ken is best known having his number called on the goal line for an eligible lineman pass and leads all Turkey Bowl linemen with touchdown catches. Sadly, mounting injuries lead to Ken having to hang up his spikes and pursue his other great love...quilting.

A great possession receiver and safety, JL never possessed great natural ability but worked harder and had more heart than any Turkey Bowler on the field. JL could always be counted on to make a pick or gain a hard yard or two when the game was on the line. JL consistently shunned the spotlight but always seemed to shine at the post game celebrations. JL’s success with the ladies was always a mystery to all Turkey Bowlers until it slipped out that JL’s true natural talent was way, way bigger than his heart.

Turkey Bowlers are a rough and tough breed, but no player in Turkey Bowl history was tougher than this Turkey. One of the physically smaller players in the game, Rob insisted that he play on the line just so that he could enact as much pain and punishment as humanly possible to the opposing player opposite him. To go along with his mean streak, Rob was also known to be one of the dirtiest players to have ever graced the Turkey Bowl stage. Many a Turkey Bowler would glance a bewildered look towards Rob at the end of a play only to have Rob respond, ”What you got a problem? I’ll poke you in the other eye on the next play if you keep whining...” Rob wisely decided to retire while he was at the top of his game, thus avoiding the much deserved retribution that was coming to him.

One of the most highly touted rookies in Turkey Bowl history, Chris possessed great pair of hands along with a splendid combination of speed and height. Many a Turkey Bowler believed that Chris would turn out to be one of the greatest Turkey Bowl tight ends to ever have played the game. Unfortunately, Chris lacked one key trait to the success of all great Turkey Bowlers...Toughness. In less than three plays of his first Turkey Bowl, Chris suffered a game ending…and ultimately career ending...broken nose. Many wonder what accomplishments Chris could have achieved in the game...but he will forever go down as the biggest bust in Turkey Bowl history.

A fixture on the line for many years, Jeff’s play was defined by having great quickness and an uncanny feel for the ball. Jeff could close down a hole and coral a ball carrier faster than his hair line was receding. Not surprisingly, Jeff holds the record for Turkey Bowl sacks and stops behind the line of scrimmage. Since leaving the game, Jeff has used his other great talent...talking out of his rear end...to become a socialite in Boston’s South End.

A tall lanky player, Brain was a great wide out who seemed to be able to snag any pass out of the air no matter how high it was thrown. Needless to say, Brian became every quarterback's friend on the goal line and every cornerback's nightmare. Brian also possessed deceptive speed which made him one of the most complete receivers to ever play in the Turkey Bowl. Unfortunately, Brian...an avid landscape architect...left his Hall of Fame Turkey Bowl career in protest when the game moved venues to Moakley Field Stadium...an artificial turf field.

Originally drafted to fill up the gaps...literally...on the offensive and defensive line, Chris soon proved he was more than just a wide body taking up space on the field. Chris dominated his opponents with a ferocity few have matched since and his patented “Bull Rush” used to sack quarterbacks became legendary. Equally legendary was Chris’ post game performances where the use of his “Bar Room Blitz” was always a sure thing with the ladies…a sure thing to scare them off that is. Oddly enough, Chris’ Turkey Bowl career ended when he met the love of his life...500 channels of uninterrupted Direct TV.

Known for his effortless play, Nima was one of the great receivers and defensive backs in Turkey Bowl history. Nima lulled his competitors to sleep with his graceful, smooth play while always bringing his best on each down. Nima could be counted on to produce at least one big, game changing play at every Turkey Bowl in which he played. In addition to his signature playing style, Nima also brought a sense of style to an otherwise disastrous Turkey Bowl dress code. After years of offers, Nima was finally lured away from the game with the promise of a lucrative modeling career for GQ.